Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
2023-12-24 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
2023-12-24 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, it’s cold outside…let’s warm each other up
tonight.
It's Christmas time and I want to make sure Santa is cumming
2023-12-23 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI’d like to lick your candy cane stick.
2023-12-22 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI'm your Christmas present so quickly unwrap me!
2023-12-22 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
2023-12-21 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostTreat me like Santa treats his milk and cookies, slurping and gobbling
2023-12-21 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI want you to stuff my stocking.
2023-12-20 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like the song “Jingle Bells”?
Because we could go all the way.
When you think of me do you touch your elf?
2023-12-19 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe largest breasts ever recorded weighed how much?
2023-12-19 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree 🎄
2023-12-18 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI'll get my Clause out, and be both
naughty and nice
I’ve been very naughty girl this year
2023-12-17 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostLet me help you out of that ugly sweater
2023-12-16 23:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI know Santa comes on Christmas Eve but you're
cumming tonight.
I've been such a good girl this year! I hope
Santa brings me a BIG package!
How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
2023-12-15 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a candy cane in your pocket, or are
you just happy to see me?
Christmas is coming and soon you will be too.
2023-12-14 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWe don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.
2023-12-13 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to me, you will never have a blue Christmas
2023-12-13 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI like you how I like my Christmas Trees. Erect.
2023-12-12 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostAre you ornaments? Because I
want you all over my tree.
Let's make it a white Christmas!
2023-12-11 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAre you looking to get fa-la-la-la-laid?
2023-12-10 23:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI want to be the elf on your shelf.
2023-12-10 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post