So., I let Ryan use my widened-out ass tunnel to masturbate his cock in. I find that sexy as fuck that I just bent over and gave him a mercy fuck with my ass, all while yawning and telling him to pick up the pace; I had things to do. The look on his face when I left was priceless. Bewildered would be a good description. I tried to rub one out on the way home thinking about it, but the traffic fucked that up. When I get home, Scott is there, and he’s the perfect masturbation material at about any given moment. I told him I had a few things to tell him. Details, that is. He loves the details. He knew I was getting fucked, but he had no idea who and how. I told him if he licked my ass while I used my vibrator, I would tell him about my “dates.” He questioned the word “dates” as in plural. I confirmed I had 2 dates. He agreed immediately. So, while I recounted my entire day, Scott had his tongue in my asshole up to his chin. It slipped right in. Why wouldn’t it? It was widened out twice, and two loads of sperm were pumped in for further lubrication. As soon as I got to the part about giving Ryan a mercy fuck, I came. It was good. Scott kept his tongue in my asshole, and I rode it until I got the post-orgasm shake. So, I finished the story with Scott stroking his cock, and when I told him how Ryan’s cum plopped on the floor, likely mixed with Rob's…he started to cum in his hand, but I stopped him and told him he could cum on my mound if he would lick it clean when he was done. He came on my mound and then snacked on his own ball snot while I watched him with a disgusted smirk on my face. It must be so humiliating for him, especially when he looks up at me, and his own jizz is dripping from his chin. But, for me, that’s masturbation material for later.
I’m going to bitch. So, leave now or it’s possible I may insult you. I got stuck today while some phone zombies were too busy with their phones to do their fucking jobs. One even put her hand up to me to hold on while she was texting and laughing at the same time.
I’m tired of people dancing around on social media. It’s the same fucking thing…over and over…and then over again. It reminds me of the Aerosmith Song with the lyrics, “It’s the same old story, it’s the same old song and dance.” I’m also annoyed that people think this is a skill in the sense that it’s worth anything useful. It was fun to see the first billion times. Now…it’s just getting painfully stupid. I know…sucking cock isn’t a skill that’s useful either. And it’s not, and I never claimed it was. But I’d sure rather watch someone, someone being a hot ass chick and dude, emptying their testicles into a chick's mouth than another annoying epileptic twerking session. Plus, when these girls are doing their little dance routine, they have this cringy “Look at me! Look at me! I’m special!” thing going on. When a chick gives a blowjob…the “look at me” thing takes on a whole new meaning, and it’s anything but cringy. I’m going to tell you this, and billions of people will hate and disagree. Porn is so much better for you than Tik Tok, or IG, or whatever it is you use for your social media fix. I don’t even consider porn social media. I consider it a tool and a luxury item used for no other purpose than to facilitate an orgasm. The only thing porn will do to you is make your dick hard, pussy wet, and give you some help to achieve a rock and roll orgasm. TikTok and the like are designed to turn the minds of people into thoughtless mush. And it has succeeded. They would rather give up their freedom than lose TikTok, IG, or whatever. They would rather watch videos of people at their worst than have sex. Those mushy-minded people will never recover, and it’s only worsening. You see them all the time. They have no shame. They sit around with weird headphones and eyes glued to their phones as an endless stream of mindless, no-thought-required entertainment seems to be flashing before their eyes. They wouldn’t even know you were there unless you kicked them in the head. They don’t want to work. They don’t want to be outside. They want to stare at their screen. Nothing else matters to these phone zombies. Some of the older ones are now having kids, and the parents are providing even the toddlers with screens to stare at. They use the phones as tools to keep the kids quiet…and it works but at a horrible price. Am I overreacting? I truly don’t know, but it doesn’t feel like I am.
So, I stood Ryan up because Rob is a vastly superior fuck than Ryan, or anyone else that I know for that matter. Basically, if I open my legs for you and your dick’s inside of me and Rob calls…out you go, and I’m off to see Rob. It’s really that simple. Don’t blame me. Blame Mother Nature and human instinct. Ryan knows this. I don’t see why he gets bent out of shape about it, but he does. It didn’t upset him enough to stop him from asking me to cum see him after I was done. I did go and see him. Not for the reasons he wanted, though. Ryan wants me to be all into him. He doesn’t want me to use his dick for any other reason than pleasure myself thinking how wonderful it is to have his cock inside of me. Sadly, for him, it doesn’t work that way though. Ryan has a medium-sized dick. It’s a nice dick, it’s made me cum countless times. I hope it’s a dick that will continue to provide me with gallons of cum for years to cum. But it’s in no way comparable to Rob’s dick. The size alone of Rob’s dick makes comparing the two a one-sided affair. But that’s not all bad because I was dying to know what Ryan’s dick would feel like in my massively gaped asshole that still had Rob's sperm in it.
Look let’s make a long story short. Rob can be an asshole, Ryan knows that, so he pressed me on why I put up with him and why I didn’t just make him my exclusive boy toy. I beat around the answer because I didn’t really want to hurt his feelings, but he pressed me. Never press me. I’ll say what I’m thinking. But Ryan did. So, I told him. I told him Rob was younger, physically had a better body, was better looking, and Rob’s dick made his dick look like a clit dick. That hit home. He asked me to leave. I get it. It's not something most guys want to hear. But…when you are hanging out with me, and you press me as to why I prefer fucking someone else…it’s highly possible you will hear things that may not make you super happy. I didn’t want to argue with Ryan, so I got up to leave and he backtracked and asked me to stay. That always annoys me. Make up your mind and stick to the decision. Still, I had this annoying urge to feel his dick in my well-used butt. So, I told him I had limited time, so if he wanted to fuck, we had to do it now. So, I dropped my jeans, left my top on, bent over the kitchen stool, and told him to stick his dick in my ass. He went to get lube, but I told him I didn’t need any…and I didn’t. It was still slippery from Rob's jizz. Ryan slipped his dick in my ass. Normally, it would take about five minutes to get it all in, but not today. No more than 10 seconds, and he was balls deep. I stayed bent over while Ryan pumped my ass, and I purposely used my face and body language to convey I was bored and that his dick was providing me with no pleasure. I even yawned. I did this same thing with Scott a few days ago, but it had no effect on him. Ryan was visibly frustrated. I would turn around and stare at him as if to say, “Hurry up,” and at one point, he stopped pumping and asked me what I was doing. I told him he was getting a mercy fuck, but he needed to hurry it up. I thought he might quit but he didn’t. He kept pumping and then made a couple of final stabs with his dick that normally would have woken me right up but not today. I could hardly feel anything his dick was doing. Then he pulled his dick out, and I heard a plop and looked under us, and there was a big puddle of jizz on his floor. Most of it was his; the rest, I’m sure, was Rob’s. The funny part is my ass holds cum like it’s gold. It never gives it up. I do terrible anal cream pies because my ass eats sperm and never spits it out. Not today, though. It spit it right out on the floor. I wiped myself with a paper towel, pulled my pants up, patted Ryan on the head, and went on my way.
Just so you know…I masturbated all the way home, thinking mostly about what I had just done to Ryan. I kind of forgot about Rob and his dick. It was all Ryan and how small his dick felt and how frustrated I made him. I almost came but not quite. I would have cum, but traffic and the lights got in the way of that. So, I made Scott my next target to fix that problem. I don’t know if that is worth a story or not. I’ll think about it!
I got dicked yesterday, twice, and I held the balls of a 3rd man’s dick. I’d call it a threesome, but it was all 1 by 1 as the day went on. It’s kind of cool knowing I touched the dicks of 3 different men. 2 of them left their sperm inside of me, and 1 poured his balls empty on me. Again, it makes me warm and fuzzy knowing I can and did make 3 men cum in one day. I will admit it was a bit odd how it came about, but all in all, it worked out.
So, I’m on my way to get with Ryan when Rob texts and says he can put his dick in me for an hour or so if I can get to his office in 30 minutes. I was there in 10 minutes. His dick was balls deep inside of my belly 5 minutes after that. I was turned into a cum-tard 2 minutes later. I came so hard that I was physically exhausted. So much so that I just laid like a rag-doll on his desk while Rob pumped his cock into me in any way he wanted for the next 10 minutes. I didn’t care. The orgasm I had was so strong it turned me into a brainless cock socket. I could feel his dick rooting around inside of me, pushing my insides around, and then I heard him sigh and I could feel the warmth of his sperm flooding my guts. I try not to fall in love with this guy, but it’s so hard not to when he fucks my holes the way he does. I’m just going to say it. I have fucked thousands of dicks over the last 20 years. Nobody, I mean nobody, has consistently fucked me as good as Rob does.
Anyway, I laid there while his jizz leaked out of me onto his desk, still trying to get my head back from the orgasm, when Rob got a bit testy about my pussy dripping his cum on his desk. What I should have said is, “You chose the when and where you emptied your testicles into me, so you clean it up.” What I actually said was, “Do you want me to lick it up?” And he did. So, I slurped his nut up while he watched. In the end, it was a good move. I didn’t really want to suck his jizz up off his desk, but when I did, his dick got hard again. Silver linings. He wanted me to give him a hand job and edge him, and I agreed, but he had to fuck my asshole first. He actually didn’t want to. He wanted to be edged. I held strong and a few minutes later he was balls deep in my dirt box, making me feel like I was going to split into 2. It was uncomfortable. Stick 9 fat inches of hard dick in your asshole…you’ll know what I mean. But it gets better. Then it gets really good. And it got to that really good point when I thought he was going to pull out and let me finish him with an edge session. But that didn’t happen. He kept pumping until I had a 2nd orgasm which shoved more leftover jizz from his previous cum dump out of my pussy onto his office carpet. It was a wonderful orgasm. Nothing on the level of my first 1 but still good. Then it was Rob’s turn. He got super still, and I felt that familiar hardening of the cock, then the little pumps and spams, and then that warm liquid feeling deep in my colon as his dick poured his 2nd load of cum into my body. He left his dick inside my ass for quite some time. Then he grabbed some paper towels and some cleaning spray and cleaned up the mess. Gave me a kiss and sent me down the hall with an asshole so stretched I’m sure I’ll crap my pants for a few days. So worth it though! My thoughts of falling in love with Rob kind of fade out a few minutes after I’m away from him. I kind of wish they wouldn’t…but they do.
Anyway, this is going to take way too long to tell you about my next dick inside of me. That would be Ryan. I’ll finish up with him a bit later today…in case you are interested.
Well, I was going to start on the pipes, but now Ryan says his pipe is available for use…and I can’t say no to his pipe sliding into my pipe. So, the pipe installation will have to wait until Ryan is finished installing his pipe, preferably in my asshole. I need to cum from a good ass fucking. So that I can go back and rub my dirty hole filled with Ryan’s jizz in Scott’s face and let him know that a real man with a real dick pumped my rump…properly. I need payback for losing my little dare with Scott. Hopefully, Ryan will leave a gallon of thick, slimy payback in my butt. Man, don’t I wish guys could actually pump a gallon of nut into my holes? It would be messy, but fuck, how amazingly hot would that be! I don’t know. That would probably creep a lot of folks out, but I have this cum fetish thing. The more, the better. If I could swim in it, I would. Anyway, short on time. Got a date with Ryans dick, so catch up with you later!
Side note: I shot the above video with my Sony because my cell phone was shooting such crappy pics and videos. All bright and weirded out. I was just about to reset my Samsung Flip 5 phone because the camera went to shit on me, but oddly enough, someone said check and make sure the filters weren't turned on. Sure enough...they were. Something called Mangneta was on. What a dumb idea filters are. That's why I love my Sony. You just take the picture, and it is what it is. No BS crap about adding this filter or fixing that problem. You get what you look like, which is how photographs and videos were always intended to be. Photo and video filters change so much that you can't even recognize the person in real life. I'm going to try not to use my cell phone if I don't have to. I am really disliking "software/AI photos-videos." Now more so than ever. I have to bite my tongue when my friends use them because I just want to scream at them to stop the insanity.
Oh man, nothing new tonight. Got stood up for a fuck date. I mean, it’s a legit reason, but that doesn’t make my clit any happier about the whole thing. So, I will end up watching TV, answering messages on here, and most likely rubbing one out. I could fuck Scott, but the dirty bastard tricked me into ass fucking him the other night, so nothing for him. He’s still happy about that. He runs around the house whistling and crap like that. I even told him I didn’t get a damn thing out of it. He said he didn’t think I would, but he did. So, I told him Ryan has probably fucked my ass 100 times in the last year…to his 1…, and he’s made me cum every time. He thought about it and went on whistling around the house. That’s the problem with cucks. You throw them a bone, and they think they won the lottery. Next week though…I’ll cum up with something to put him right back into Mr Obedient Cuck mode. He’ll see!
Hey there, just wanted to show you all the progress of my bathroom and of course my boobs, I know you can't live without them😂😜 Anyway, hope you're enjoying your day and catch you later 💋
Good morning everyone, just wanted to send you all a pic of my clit before I get started on my remodeling. I will be around later today for another update but just hoping this will help start your weekend out with a hard on like mine 😜🍆 Catch you all later 💋
As you can see, the clit growing process is cumming along nicely. I'm really having a good time with this. I'm glad I'm doing it!
So, what's new? Sexually, I sucked Tony off, that was fun. I did it in his car while he was driving, which is something I always like doing. I kind of screwed up. I didn’t pick up on the fact that he had started cumming, and I pulled my mouth off the head of his dick. His jizz got on the center console and the floor. I wasn’t going to eat that. Full of sand and grit and who knows what else. So, I left it up to him to figure out how best to clean it. The price one pays for getting a blowjob in the car. I did suck his dick soft for him, so at least there was no post cum drip. I’ve told you before, but one of my favorite parts is sucking a cock soft after it ejaculates. You can get that semi-warm lump of sperm that is left in a guy's dick, but it takes a bit. It’s like it lets go of the cum when it starts getting soft. The best part is that he doesn’t have to walk around with a cummy wet stain in his pants.
Want to hear something weird? If not, I wouldn’t read any further. I went out to eat last night with Scott. I was wiped out as I poured the concrete floor in my bathroom, and that was an experience as far as busting one's ass goes. But it’s done. Anyway, Scott keeps asking me if he can fuck me in the ass, if not in the ass, just a regular old fuck. I keep telling him no. He gets to jerk off, eat his cum as a reward, and I do let him see me naked…which I don’t have to. Yet he keeps asking me. So, while we were at dinner, I said, “If you jerk off under the table and eat your cum, I’ll let you fuck my ass.” I ended up getting my ass fucked last night. He pulled it out under the table, went at it for a few minutes, stopped when people walked by and then lifted his hand and showed me a puddle of sperm…and ate it. He must have really wanted to fuck my ass because he didn’t even hesitate when I told him the deal. So, we went home; I told him he had 3 minutes, bent over the table, and endured about 2 minutes of his dick poking around in my colon before he sprayed it down with his jizz. I told him to savor that moment because it wouldn’t happen often or if it ever will. I feel like he tricked me. I didn’t think he would do it. I don’t like losing sexual games with Scott. He’s my cuck, and I want him to stay that way. I’m thinking of banning him from seeing me naked anymore. It’s petty revenge, but I think it would make me feel better about the whole thing.
I did get some dick in me today. I drained his dick three times. I wonder if that makes a guy's balls, or maybe even his dick hurt like it’s been used too much? He seemed okay when he left, so maybe not. He did a nice job. His cock gave me some super good orgasms, so no complaints. I got home an hour ago, but I was still horny, so I spent the last hour with a massive dildo stretching my cunt out and a 5-inch dildo buried in the rubber suction cup in my asshole. I didn’t think I was going to cum because I got so close, only just to miss going over the edge. Several times that happened. The last time I pulled the 12-inch cock out of my hole, it had some jizz on it from my earlier fuck, and that fired me right back up. I worked it back in, and boom; I came so hard the dildo in my ass shot out. So, I guess what I’m saying is I feel good. I wouldn’t say satisfied. Appeased might be a better word. My clit is still a hard swollen mess, and I love it. It feels like it has a shaft. Like a cock does, and when it’s hard like this, it feels like I have a mini dick between my fingers. It’s fatter but not longer. I’m going for both width and length, so I guess I just keep pumping it. See how things pan out. The guy who fucked me today made a comment that I was huge in the clit department. The biggest he’s ever seen me. He doesn’t know I’m working on getting it bigger, so that felt good to hear. I was hesitant to start this clit enlargement adventure, but now I’m super happy I did. Nothing but good so far!
Here we go. I took my Test shot the other day, and now I’m so horny I look at fire hydrants and think, “Gee, that looks fun.” It’s crazy. I usually am frisky on a somewhat daily basis, but this is insane. All I want to do is continually stuff dick inside me. I knew this was a thing from experience but damn, it seems even more intense now that I’m older. I can feel it in my clit, which is perpetually fat and swollen, and every little move I make causes my pants to rub on it, and it feels like someone is doing a wonderful job of licking my clit. Which then causes my pussy to leak so much so that I have a permanent wet spot. I caught myself looking at guys working on the road on A1A and thinking to myself, “Yeah, I’d fuck the dick right off of that one.” Then my mouth literally started to water. Go figure. Here’s the thing, I would slip his dick inside of me if the opportunity presented itself. That’s the real difference. The test kicks my clit into overdrive, and I can see myself doing things I normally wouldn’t do. Like what, you ask? I was so worked up for dick yesterday that I went to a shop that helped me raise both my Jeeps and my truck just to see if some of the mechanics would show some interest. I was so horny that this sounded like a solid plan. It wasn’t, but it was still fun. They didn’t show any interest. They were all busy, and the only guy I got to see was the owner, who is a nice guy, but we won’t be fucking. He was confused as to why I was there and didn’t really have an answer for him. My pussy took over, and before I could think it out, I ended up at the shop. It ended up being awkward, and, in the end, no dick was to be had. I am all good with this side effect. In fact, I’m rather enjoying the pussy being revved up into overdrive. Seeing men as nothing more than an object to be used is fun. The only thing I care about is if their dick gets hard long enough for me to use it properly. I almost, and it was close, fucked Scott last night. I still want to fuck him right now, but I have spent so much time and effort turning him into my cuck husband I don’t want to ruin it. The good news is I am getting fucked today. It’s not a maybe, it’s definite. I already have plans, and I’m leaving in about an hour. This guy's dick is about to find out if it can withstand a severe thrashing. He better be ready for 3 or more rounds, or I’ll have no further use for him.
What’s new? I don’t know. People have asked how Scott reacted to me letting a rando dick dump sperm in me. I guess he took it well. I had him lick me before I told him, so he consumed jizz remnants from another man's testicles whether he wanted to or not. I wonder if that’s weird for him. Probably is. I know he gags when I make him eat his own cum. He’s probably always wondering when I ask him to clean me out with his tongue if he is going to be eating what is left of another man's cum. I know it was unbelievably hard for him to eat Connors's load, who was basically the king of cum dumps. I think the hardest part for him was watching an 18-year-old satisfy me in ways he can’t. To make it even more extreme, I had him to eat Connors cum while Connor watched. He barely got through it. It was such a big load of cum. Thick and sticky like it always was. I didn’t think he would do it, so I used the threat of leaving him, and I meant it. I need a husband who plays the same game I do, and he knew that before we got married. To his credit, he did it. He even licked Connors's sperm off the bedspread when I told him to. All the while, Connor, who is half the size, half the weight, laughed at him and said very demeaning, insulting but oh-so-sexy things to him. Connor really got into the power trip. I think having to eat the jizz of another many while he watched and was made fun of by him was to much for him. He stormed out, went home to his house, and I didn’t hear from him for 2 days. That was okay. Connor fucked me stupid for those two days. Who needs a husband when you have a guy who can pump gallons of cum into your holes. I do miss Connor so very much. I never thought I could catch feelings for someone his age, but I did with him. His grandparents, who he lived with across the street, still hate me. They glare at me every time I see them. That’s okay. Connor bred me on their bed when they weren’t home, and I squirted Connors's jizz all over their bed and floor when I came. I wonder if they ever knew they were sleeping on their grandson's jizz that I pushed out of my holes. Doesn’t matter. I know and it makes me warm and fuzzy thinking about it.
Here's a weird story. Once when I was married in the 90’s, my then-husband found out I was fucking a co-worker. He called me a whore in front of the neighbors and some family. Really embarrassed me. So, I had my co-worker get together with me at our house a few days later when my husband was at work. I fucked him on our marriage bed. I sucked his dick on my husband’s desk, and when he was ready to cum, I jerked him off into one of my husband's work boots. I thought he would wear them the next day. He didn’t. In fact, it went a week, and they started to smell. Finally, the next week, he wore them. He walked around with a boot full of stinky dried sperm straight from the testicles of the guy I was cheating on him with. I was in my 20s. I was still doing dumb 20-something stuff. It seemed like a good idea at the time. It kind of still does. Another fun fact. My ex-husband from so long ago is a subscriber on here. Has been for years now. He never knew any of this until now. Sorry honey...but now you know. Another fun fact. My second ex-husband is also a subscriber here. I guess I am the gift that keeps on giving. I wonder if my mentioning that makes them a bit nervous? I bet it does.
So, I want to make my clit huge. As in turn it into a small dick. Like 3, maybe 4 inches. Right now, it’s 1 ¾ inches. I have some work to do. Some of you are scratching your head as to why I might want to do that. Because I like having a huge clit, and the bigger it gets, the harder I cum. I like to cum hard. And, honestly, just looking at it makes my pussy water. So, how am I going to do this? The obvious thing is I am pumping it twice a day for 30 minutes. That helps a ton. But the reality of it is I am going to do some Testosterone. That’s the magic bullet. I would tell you it’s to make my muscles bigger, and they will get bigger, but it’s really all about me having a giant clit I could fuck you with. I am talking with another chick who has a 4-inch clit, and she’s helping me out with tips and such. I would love for you to see her amazing clit, but she asked me not to advertise her. She’s taking a break from OFs and everything else. Working on her pro body-building career. I thought about doing daily or weekly updates, but I'm not sure this is something anyone really wants to hear or cares about. But I will keep you posted. I’m making gains already, so the future of me banging your ass with my clit is looking bright!
I let a guy cum inside of me last night. I shouldn’t have, but I did. He told me he was going to cum inside of me. I tried to tell him no, but the only thing that came out of my mouth was, “Yes, cum in me.” I can’t stop myself. Some people can’t put the booze or drugs down. I can’t stop myself when it cums to sex. And I don’t want to. Who was this guy? I don’t know. I don’t even know his name or anything else about him. I was told he owns several big-name fast-food joints in the Orlando area. I don’t doubt it. He looked like money. How did this all “cum” about? I was naked and blowing another guy on a couch while Rob was fucking his wife beside us. You do these things at “Lifestyle Parties” which is another term for swinger parties. We had an audience. Probably 20 people, I don’t really know. I was watching them with a cock in my mouth while they were watching me. Win-win for everyone. This decent-looking guy got close and asked if he could touch me, and I just nodded my head in approval. He fingered me while everyone watched. It was hot and the guy I was blowing lost control and pumped his cum into my mouth for me to swallow. As usual, not a drop spilled. I sucked his dick soft. I like to leave a man with a cock that won’t have that annoying post cum drip. That takes another minute or so to get all the jizz out for him. The entire time the other guy kept fingering me and rubbing my clit. When I pulled the cock out of my mouth, I told him to fuck me. He didn’t hesitate and he wasn’t shy at all. He dropped his pants, and his hard dick was standing straight up. It was probably about 5 inches and thin, but it was hard. I was super wet and sloppy, so he slipped right in. He fucked me from behind for about 5 minutes and though it was good, there was no way I was going to cum. He wasn’t interested in my pleasure anymore. My pussy turned him stupid. It has that effect on men. But it was fun, and I loved watching the crowd watching me folded over and being bred for pleasure. When he said he was going to cum, he was asking me if he could spray my insides down with his sperm. Like I said, I should have said no but I couldn’t. I wanted to feel his cum pouring into me. So, I told him to cum inside of me. And he did. I could feel his dick having spasms in my gut and I felt that so very familiar feeling of warmth spreading out inside of me as his balls emptied themselves into me. I couldn’t see it, and as far as I know, there is no video of it, but the crowd seemed to be slightly in shock as his sperm slipped out of me and onto the carpet. I stood up, and a long rope of jizz was hanging out of my pussy and stuck to my lower thigh, and I scooped that string up and ate it while they watched. Then the girl Rob was fucking started cumming, and all eyes were off me and on them, and I started cumming down off my sex high I looked at the large puddle of jizz on the floor. The guy did a nice job. It was a good-sized load, and more was still leaking out of me. He was gone though. I never saw him again. I don’t know if he left or went into a bedroom with other people. I probably never will know or see him again. I don’t really care. He wasn’t the reason I had such a fabulous time. It was the crowd watching me. He was just a tool to make it even hotter.
Anyway, it wasn’t all fun and games. I hesitate to tell you this, but I figure it’s best to show the whole story and not just cherry-pick parts of it. Rob’s chick he was fucking was hot. Good body, great looking, and all that good stuff. But she had that smell. I could smell it when I started watching them. At first, I thought it was someone's shoes that were stinky, but the look on Rob's face confirmed it was her. After she had what appeared to be a very long and powerful orgasm, he pulled out and said he was done and sent her back to her husband. Neither Rob nor I had gotten off, nor did we at all last night. Rob needed a shower, and there was no way I was going to put his dick inside of me after being in her hole. My guess is she has a yeast infection, didn’t know it until she started fucking, and the end result is the smelly sneakers syndrome. You have these things in life. I don’t fault her. Like I said, she probably had no idea until Rob's stupid big dick resized her vagina. Plus, she looked like she had the orgasm of her life, so even when she started smelling it if she ever did, she was so dickmatized she couldn’t stop. I completely understand that state of mind as well. So, we drove home from Sanford, had some laughs, and talked about some of the really cool people and things we watched them do. I plan on going back with or without Rob in mid-March.
What turns me off instantly? I don’t know why someone asked this question, but I’ll be your huckleberry, said in a Val Kilmer sarcastic kind of way. Posing. Trying to be cool. Trying to show off, be it fitness, money, or just about anything else. I’d rather see you being you, not you trying to impress me with how impressive you think you are. Have I sucked a poser's dick from time to time? Absolutely. Usually, because I was in the mood to suck a cock, and the poser guy was my last option. Even douche rockets get lucky now and then. These things happen. I don’t regret slipping any of their egotistical dicks inside of me. I wouldn’t do it twice if I didn’t have to, as in due to lack of available dick. And, yes, that has happened more times than I care to admit. It’s how I came to know and love Rob. But let’s be honest. Rob has an extraordinary dick. The caliber of dick he possesses is one that belongs to 1 in a thousand guys. So good he dickmatized me with it. So, I hung on, dealing with Rob's douche tactics, and oddly enough, he has cum around. He’s almost a nice guy now. Almost. Which is good because I don’t know if I could live without his magical penis. I’m head over heels in love with his cock. I’d leave my husband for it, and my husband knows that. Lucky for him, Rob isn’t that into me, but I’m working on him. I know his weak spot. Edging. He is so into edging, and his wife refuses to do it. So that leaves me. I’m 20 years older than he is, so we will never be a thing. That’s okay. I get to go to war with his dick pretty much weekly now. He keeps winning the battles with my pussy, but the day is cumming. One day I will have him on his knees in complete surrender. I’m way off point here. I get stuck thinking about Rob’s cock and off I go. Anyway, my point is that Rob is an exception. The odds are if I were in a bar and had a choice of a super stud with a douche rocket mentality or a nice, genuine guy with a belly…I’ll be slapping that belly all night long. Dick is dick, so why drive yourself insane with a guy who nauseates you? Even if he is the stud of the year. When the sex is over…I’d rather be hanging out with someone who is enjoyable to be around. Being pretty or physically fit doesn’t make you a better fuck, and that, my friends, is a hard cold fact.
Just a little post for you to let you know what's new going on in my life , like you really want to know, of course you do, well that's what I tell myself 😁 Anyway, Enjoy your day and hopefully this helps put a little pep in your step 😉Catch you all later 💋
Always have a backup cock. It’s a solid policy. Guys get angry about that, which I find silly. If you were supposed to breed me, get me all worked up, and ready to open my legs for you so I can feel you pump your balls empty in my guts and then back out at the last second…it’s on you. You can’t blame me for calling in the backup dick. A girl must do what a girl must do. So, Rob was out, and Ryan was in. Ryan even left work early for me. Such gentlemen. He was willing to take care of a girl in heat with no questions asked. So, now you’re ready for me to tell you how he fucked me stupid. That didn’t happen. I didn’t even get undressed. Rob backed out today…but he’s on for tomorrow, or at least he better be! I didn’t want to waste my pussy on Ryans dick. I know that’s mean, but feeling Rob resize me is a sensation I want to experience fresh and tight. His dick is twice the size of Ryans. His dick is twice the size of most guys. Both width and length. So when I say he resizes me…he literally resizes me. Again, I’m not going to let Ryan poke around in my guts and loosen me up. I want it tight and right for Rob, so I can 100% feel him stretching me out and pushing things around inside of me. So, what did Ryan and I do? I sucked Ryan’s cock and squeezed his balls. He asked me to squeeze his balls. So, I did. He said I wasn’t squeezing hard enough, so I squeezed harder. He still said it wasn’t hard enough, so I fucking squeezed them so hard I thought they would pop. They did pop. They popped a fat load of hot, thick, sperm in my mouth. You guys and your dicks. I never know what you really want until you tell me. I never would have guessed that my gorilla gripping Ryan’s nuts was his thing. It is his thing. I did it a second time, 15 minutes after the first testicle vice-gripping cum. I not only squeezed his balls so hard I thought we were going to have to call an ambulance, but I pulled them like I was trying to pick him up with his nuts. Pop. Another hot load of jizz in my mouth. 15 minutes later, we tried again. This time, I gave him a hand job while squeezing, pulling, and slapping his balls. Pop. He came, but it was a dry heave, basically. Just a little dribble of cum came out. I’ve seen that before. Some of you guys literally run out of sperm to pump. Then he complained his dick hurt because it was hard too long. Really? Your dick hurts because it was hard to long? Not your balls after they were squeezed, pulled, and slapped around? Nope, he said they were fine. He said he had a “dickache” which he explained was like a headache but in his dick. I wasn’t having it so I tried to suck him hard again, but he wouldn’t let me. He was serious. His dick hurt. So he went back to work, and I went home. Not a bad day. I got to eat 2 loads of sperm and jerked a dribble of cum out for a 3rd one. It was fun. Especially after I got home and rubbed one out, replaying the day’s events. Had a seriously good cum. Slapped the butt plug in, fired up the vibrator, and went to town. Super good orgasm. One for the books.
I have some weird stuff to tell you tomorrow. Not sure if I can get it in before Rob but if not, it will be after. I think you will like it.
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I swallowed the dentist’s cum instead of the other weird stuff they put in your mouth and tell you to spit. Then I fucked him in that crazy chair they make you lie back in. No, I didn’t. Absolutely nothing of the sort even remotely happened yesterday. The only thing I sucked on at the dentist’s office yesterday was that suction thing that mops up your spit. He didn’t give one rat’s ass about me. Neither did the amazingly hot; I don’t know what you call her, Hygienist, maybe? Whatever she is, she makes my mouth water before she even puts any tools in it. I’d eat her out so fast she wouldn’t even see me going down on her…if she would let me. But, as I said, zero, zip, nada. Not even a sliver of hope with either one. The only thing I fucked yesterday was my finger. All in all, though, that was pretty good, so not complaining. Plus, they said my teeth were good to go, so two thumbs up on that.
No luck with the guy behind me, either. I haven’t even seen him out and about. The weather has really sucked, so hopefully, tomorrow, I might get a shot at securing a time slot for his dick to pump cum in me. Fingers crossed on that one. I really do want to get something going with him. Not because he’s a super stud or anything like that. But because how hot would that be? Fucking the guy who lives on the next street over. His wife is at home doing whatever she does at home, and he’s in my kitchen feeding me the cum I sucked out of his testicles. I’m telling you. Suck the sperm out of a guy’s dick and eat it…he’s all yours to do with as you please. Some guys even get weirded out by it. But they can’t help themselves. After they sit around and think about it…they have to have it again…and again…and again. Until their wife catches on…that’s usually where it ends.
Scott went to one of the Bar and Grills I frequent, and the bartender asked him when we broke up. He said we didn’t, and she got a funny look on her face. He asked why, and she wouldn’t tell him. He said she almost ignored him the rest of his time there. I know why, though. I took Rob there with me a few weeks or so ago, and we got a little friskier than what we should have. As in, he fingered me at the bar for a few minutes. I think they knew something was going on, but I don’t think they knew Rob had his fingers inside me. I think what really got everyone’s attention was the fact that we kissed like we were about to fuck quite a bit. Which we did about 10 minutes after we left. Then, fast forward a few weeks later, and Scott goes there alone for lunch today. I’m pretty sure they thought we were no longer married or at least separated. I told Scott all this, and he was a bit unsure that my taking another guy to one of our favorite places was a good idea. But…his dick was hard. I could see it in his pants. That’s how I know we are a match made in heaven. We are going back this Friday together so that should be an interesting evening. Scott doesn’t want to, but he will. They are going to look at Scott like the cuck I transformed him into. The thought of that makes me wet just thinking about it. They will all know I am fucking other men, and they will probably even pity him. To make it even harsher, I’m going to go back in with Ryan or Tony a few days later and basically dry hump one of them to stir the pot even more.
If you watch it close, you can see my girl jizz start filling up my hole. If you get me wet like that...then you are well on your way to fucking me stupid. Nothing beats getting turned into an cum-tard by a hard dick. Also known as dickmatized. Anyway...I gotta rub one out because I have no access to cock until tomorrow. I don't want to wait that long to get off. I'm sure you understand.
Good morning. It is for me. I got throat fucked by Tony last night, and that wasn’t on the docket, so to speak, so it was a pleasant surprise. I also got a solid cum in last night with his dick inside of me. Another unexpected bonus. He stopped by around 7, we fucked until 8. It was good. I sucked him at the dining room table and was enjoying myself so much I finished him so I could taste his sperm. It was good. It was a lot. I spilled, not a drop. Easy to keep it clean if you just keep the tip of the head in your mouth and help him pump it out by sucking and swallowing with each pump. It almost seems like I can feel it leaving his cock a little faster and a little easier by sucking the cum hole. Anyway, he was happy about the whole thing. I thought he might be done, but five minutes later, his dick was in my guts and moving my insides around. Missionary to start and bent me over the bed and fucked me from behind to finish himself for the second time. I got a solid cum in when he was fucking me missionary, so I was good with all of it. He left his second load in my pussy, and it must not have been much because just a little trickle of cum leaked out of me. He had some on his cock, but I cleaned that up for him with my mouth. He’s a pretty solid fuck for a guy in his 20s. He looked good, though. He got a military-style fade for a haircut, and it really does suit him.
Things started a tad awkward because Scott came by right after Tony showed up. We weren’t fucking or anything yet, but I could see it was making Tony uncomfortable, so I sent Scott out to the RV till we were done. I was holding Tony’s hand when I told Scott to beat it. Tony thought that was quite extreme. It wasn’t awkward for me. I rather enjoyed it. Scott put up a little bit of a protest, but cucks do what cucks are told. I’m not going to pass up Tony to make Scott happy, that’s for sure. When I let Scott back in, he wanted the “details.” I went in reverse. I told him to clean up my pussy first, and then we would talk. It was mostly just the greasy remnants of what was left of Tony’s ball juice. For Scott’s troubles, I let him jerk off on my calf while I told him how Tony left his sperm in me twice. Scott begged me like a whiny little sissy bitch to let me put his dick inside of me, but that isn’t going to happen anytime soon, if it ever does at all. Still, it only took a few minutes, and Scott pumped cum on my leg, and of course, I had him clean that up as well with his mouth. You should have seen the load he left on my leg. It was huge. Too bad for him because he had to eat it. All of it. I thought about this this morning. I know it’s hard for him to do that. It just has to be. I mean, he’s eating a part of himself. His own sperm that was brewed inside of his own testicles left his body, landed on me, and ended up slipping down his throat and sitting in his belly. All the while, I watch with a disapproving look. I mean, personally, I like eating cum. But I’m a chick. I don’t have testicles with cum in them. Nature wants me to empty men’s balls. The thought of me taking a man's jizz from his testicles and ingesting it…well, to me…it’s one of life's great pleasures. Especially when I see the guy watching me, sometimes in shock, as I play with his cum with my tongue and make slurping sounds as I suck it off his belly. The smell of cum is so powerful. It makes those puddles of cum irresistible. So much so that I can’t help myself. Another fun thing is that when I run into the guys that I have sucked the cum out of previously, I think to myself, I own a part of him. His testicles fed me their sperm, and now, a part of him has blended itself into me.
Fun fact. I have let Rob, Ryan, Tony, and Connor each ejaculate in me more than my husband has even gotten close to. I think I have let Scott cum inside me about 10 times since we have been married. I bet Rob alone has pumped cum in my womb a hundred-plus times. Connor is a close second. That’s not including my ass. I know Scott has left 3 loads of cum in my ass. He reminds me of that constantly. Ryan has probably greased my rectum with sperm probably 30-plus times. Connor is probably close to Ryan, but it’s been a while. Rob, he’s too big for constant ass fucking. He has resized and sprayed my colon down probably about ten times. Here’s something you might find strange. I find that to be beyond erotic. So much so that I want to keep adding to the tally.
Some of you will hate me for this, but if Donald Trump ends up being the nominee and announces that Kristi Noem is his VP pick…I’m so voting for him. Why? Because I’d eat the cum right out of her cunt a dozen times a day. I find her to be so fucking hot. When she wears that plumber outfit with the trucker cap on backward…it’s an instant wet pussy for me. Politically…I know nothing about her, and honestly, I don’t care. I just like looking at her. It's probably not a great way to pick a president, but the alternative is Biden and Harris. Yeah…I’m going with Kristi Noem and the trucker cap. Worst case scenario; I get a lot of rub-one-out material. I’d leave my husband for her if she wears that damn plumbers outfit.
My husband read my post about fucking the guy on the street behind me. He called me from work demanding answers. He wants to know who it is, why I want to fuck him, if I had made plans or not to do so. So many questions all at once. So I asked him a question. “Is your dick hard?” He said, “Yes.” I told him I would let him know the details if I felt like it and that, at the moment, I didn’t feel like it. It’s agony for him and his dick wanting to know the “details.” “The Details” are what drives a true cuck. A true cuck doesn’t need to see his wife fucking a superior man. He lives for the complete total agony of the cuck anxiety, which is waiting for the “details.” This puts my pussy into overdrive because I absolutely love making him squirm at home, wondering if another man is ejaculating in my asshole at that very moment. It's a special feeling for me when I give my pussy or asshole to another man. It’s power. Reducing such a big strong man to a tiny little cuck bowing down in recognition of the fact that my body belongs to a man with a superior cock is so wildly satisfying. Watching him eat his own sperm that he masturbated out of his testicles is a powerful turn-on for me. He does it not because he likes it but because if he doesn’t, then the “details” are off the table. Watching him try not to dry heave when he’s licking his own slimy nut off the palm of his hand lets me know I own my husband even though other men own me. It’s a good marriage. The mental turn-on I get from this puts my pussy into overdrive, and it’s what keeps me looking for a dick on a level that would scare most people. I’m so glad my husband called today. It really makes me want to fuck the dick off the neighbor behind me. I just have to figure out the details.
I met a guy yesterday who lives on the next street over. He’s married, has got kids, dogs, all that good stuff. I think I’m going to fuck him. I can see myself being folded over and pumped full of sperm by him. He’s not the greatest-looking guy, but he’s nice and fun to talk to. I feel like he would be even more fun if he had his dick inside of me. Not to mention, I miss having someone within walking distance who would breed me on a regular basis. Connor was the last one. He lived directly across the street. He’s married, and as creepy as it sounds, that makes it all the better. I get wet thinking about running into his wife, walking their dogs, knowing I have a load of her husband's sperm swimming around in my stomach. If you have never looked into another person’s eyes, knowing that unbeknownst to them, their spouse’s cock was in my mouth feeding me cum an hour earlier, you haven’t lived. It makes me warm and fuzzy just typing that out. I’m getting way ahead of myself. I don’t even know if I can get him to let me touch his dick. The vibe was there yesterday. It sure feels like he wanted to let me taste his dick. I’m usually right about these things…I hope so.
What about his wife? I don’t know really what to say. I don’t want to marry the guy. I just want him to pump sperm in my guts and then go home to his wife. I’ve seen her. I’ve talked to her. She seems to be a lovely person. She’s not hot. She might have been at one time, but she ate one too many Big Macs, and now she is a Big Mac. I have no idea if they fuck or not. I wouldn’t fuck her. Look, when it comes to women, sexually, that is, I’m very physically oriented. What I’m about to say isn’t nice, and it isn’t up to speed with the woke code of conduct, but with women, I don’t really care about personalities. I really only care how they look. I have no draw to heavy girls. I’m not into big fat butts and loose guts on girls. Fat on girls does nothing for me. Not that my skinny ass is appealing to them either, I’m just saying I won’t be licking anything between two chubby thighs. Funny, though, with men, I don’t really care. Personalities go way further than physical appearance. Which is kind of a lie as well. If I see a super fit, beautiful man with the personality of a snake…as much as I dislike him, I’ll still let him try to pump a baby in my guts in a bathroom stall 15 minutes after being introduced to him. I just won’t hang around with him afterward. It’s the orgasm I’m after, not the guy himself. Guys that are fun to be with get way more attractive over time, so the whole attempting to pump a baby in my stomach process is a bit slower. But in the end, the guys who aren’t book cover models but are fun to hang with end up getting more pussy for extended periods of time. At least, it feels that way to me. I could be wrong. I think they get a better-quality fuck from me as well. I want to make them happier.
Happy Milf Monday from your favorite Milf, no makeup, no filters, just me as I am before I get all made up 😉 Have a great day and catch you all later 💋
