These curtains make me look so small! Am I that small? 😦🙌
These curtains make me look so small! Am I that small? 😦🙌
2023-08-22 03:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostThese curtains make me look so small! Am I that small? 😦🙌
2023-08-22 03:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostI loved this outfit so much, I wore it all day today 🙌 and I got so horny while wearing it that I masturbated 4 times… FOUR TIMES! 🥵
Freebie Friday going out in a few minutes ;)
What do you call being attacked by a lawn?
Grass-ault 😂🙌
After a long flight home, I decided that my living room need to be painted. I have been painting for 6 hours straight. What’s wrong with me? 😂
2023-08-16 03:51:03 +0000 UTC View PostI’m heading home! :D 10 hr flight connecting in Dallas then flying home to NM 🥰
2023-08-15 00:31:29 +0000 UTC View PostDate night? Let me take you dancing! Can’t dance? That’s okay, I can bust out my goober moves (the sprinkler 😏) and we can dork-out all night long 🤗 And when we’re done dancing in the streets, we can dance into the sheets ;)
2023-08-13 04:15:51 +0000 UTC View PostNOBODY PANIC… but my vibrator isn’t turning on despite me doing everything I can to charge it 😭
2023-08-10 23:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostI forgot my childhood home doesn’t have a heating system. It was so cold last night 🥶 These perky nipples could poke an eye out!
2023-08-09 01:13:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been in a dancing mood all day today! :D Idk what they put in the water but I’m loving it 😁👍
2023-08-06 01:19:55 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you’re having an amazing Friday! Have you ever seen Parks and Rec?! I’m on my first watch through and Ron is hilarious 😂🙌 Just learned about all the Tammy’s in his life 😅
Freebie Friday will come tomorrow :) also, ignore my dirty feet in this picture. I was gardening like a shoeless gremlin today 😜
My closet is too organized. Wanna help me mess it up? ;)
2023-08-04 03:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostYou deserved to be pampered ❤️
2023-08-02 22:54:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo my boobs look bigger?! Idk what’s going on but they seem rounder? Maybe I was just outside for too long today…
Also, feeling a bit sensitive today… so any cute pet pictures you send me will be greatly appreciated ❤️❤️❤️🥹
Help me break in the patio furniture? 😜
2023-08-01 03:50:00 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like an evil temptress queen 😏
2023-07-26 03:46:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re feeling a bit blue today, I hope this helps ❤️
2023-07-25 03:06:30 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know what material this is made out of but my nipples are so happy! ITS SO SOFT! And the top cradles my ladies so nicely 🤗
Ignore the mosquito bites on my ankles. Why do they find me so delicious?? 😭
What do you think? Is lavender a good color on me? 🤔🪻
2023-07-21 02:40:14 +0000 UTC View PostGuess who’s pump went out in their swamp cooler today? 😀
2023-07-19 03:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostBe honest… just how hard would you do me while wearing this shirt? 😉
2023-07-18 03:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostAre you excited for freebie Friday today? 🥵
2023-07-15 02:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a little treat since I missed freebie Friday ;)
2023-07-14 03:29:57 +0000 UTC View PostGoodbye Protection Island! I’m sorry you caught fire while I was visiting 😬🙌
Also, goodbye to the bald eagles that nested in the trees above! It was incredibly cool to see them up close and in their natural habitat!
I’m going to see the space needle tomorrow and then heading home on the 11th :D
Crescent Lake is absolutely stunning! It’s a glacier lake and very, very cold 🥶 But it’s perfect for dipping your feet in after a long hike!
I also have no service at my campsite so freebie Friday will be late! ❤️🙌
This little cabin sits on a bluff and has very few neighbors around which means… it’s perfect for a more ‘verbal’ session ;) Also, it’s sea themed and there’s and has cute little knickknacks all over the walls!
Oh and I went crabbing for the first time ever today! I got to set the traps and then went back for them later in the day (we used salmon as the baitt). Then we pulled the traps up, kept the males that were bigger than 6 inches, and took them back to a marina to clean them. You have to then cut them in half and clean out the ‘butter’ before taking them home and steaming them. Then I learned how to pull everything apart and enjoyed a proactive meal! It was so freaking cool and a lot of fun! I am so jealous of anyone who lives near the ocean now! 🌊🌊🌊🦀🦀🦀🦀🚤🚤🚤🚤
Currently in Washington and loving it! The views are spectacular 🤗
2023-07-06 04:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post